counselor david (ap)

random starter sentences

memeyourrp:

_{“Oh my God! You love him/her.”
“She/He doesn’t understand you like I do.”
“Are you taking his/her side against me?”
“But you’ve only heard his/her point of view!”
“No! I’m tired of doing as you say.”
“You really told him/her, didn’t you?”
“I don’t give a damn what they told you!” 
“This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
“Why is it always all or nothing?”
“Please! We can’t argue, not now!” 
“You have to leave! NOW!” 
“The way you flirt is shameful.”
“Yeah,I might’ve been checking you out.”
“If I could just get you to see it.”
“Everything I need is right in front of me.”
“Once I hold on, I won’t let go …”     
“So it’s all about getting attention?” 
“Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?”
“I’ll find him/her and take him/her home, I promise.”
“H-How long have you been standing there?”
“I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”
“Just one moment!”
“You can’t fool me!”
“I’ll make your little secret public.”
“You’re just wasting your time here.”
“You call this a life?”
“It’s not like me to walk away.”
“Try me one more time!”
“You always do as you please.”
“You could have told me!”
“Always keeping the front up, hm?”
“Why would I do that?”
“What is it good for?”
“Don’t you dare!”
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Oh no! Not this again!“}

Platonic fluff meme!

rp-memes-atyourservice:

SENTENCE STARTERS

“I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so I thought I’d keep you company for a while.”
“Do you wanna talk about it or should we just snuggle?”
“Listen… I’m here for you.”
“Hey, guess who loves you? It’s me!”
“I love you more than I love [favourite thing].”
“I could hug you all day.”
“Nobody fucks with my friends. Except me. But that’s different.”
“Hey, I bought you something.”
“Hey, I made you something.”
“You did this for me? Thankyou!”
“You’re my friend, I’m not going to leave you.”
“I’m not just here for good days. I’m here for the bad ones, too.”
“They don’t like you because they don’t know you like I do.”
“Don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it.”
“You’re my favourite person.”
“Have I ever told you how great you are?”
“Do you want to do something together? To take your mind off of it?”
“Look, even my parents love you. You’re amazing.”
“I’m freezing, hold me.”

rarerpmemes:

❝ ░ ADVENTURE TIME; STARTER SENTENCES.

• ❛ Everything ahead of us is totally unknown. ❜
• ❛ Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ❜
• ❛ Sometimes life is scary and dark. ❜
• ❛ People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it. ❜
• ❛ I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. ❜
• ❛ I’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. ❜
• ❛ Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz? ❜
• ❛ No one flicks me in the butt without my consent! ❜
• ❛ Homies help homies. Always. ❜
• ❛ You got to focus on what’s real, man. ❜
• ❛ Responsibility demands sacrifice. ❜
• ❛ People make mistakes. It’s a part of growing up. ❜
• ❛ It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being. ❜
• ❛ You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars. ❜
• ❛ Don’t you always call sweatpants ‘give up on life pants,’ _____? ❜
• ❛ Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle. ❜
• ❛ Mathematical! ❜
• ❛ Whoa! Algebraic! ❜
• ❛ I’ll slay anything that’s evil. That’s my deal! ❜
• ❛ I’m not righteous. I’m wrong-teous. Stupid-teous. ❜
• ❛ I feel radder, faster… more adequate! ❜
• ❛ Youth culture forever! ❜
• ❛ Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist? ❜
• ❛ No worms on the bed! ❜
• ❛ Get ready for an uppercut, you dog! ❜
• ❛ Stealing’s wrong, doofus! ❜
• ❛ Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow! ❜
• ❛ What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me! ❜
• ❛ I’m no wuss! I’m the hero around these parts! ❜
• ❛ Eat my sword, _____! ❜
• ❛ I’m weddy for the wedding. ❜
• ❛ Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk. ❜
• ❛ How did you almost know my name? ❜
• ❛ All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! ❜
• ❛ Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can’t handle how kick-butt reality is! ❜
• ❛ That riddle sucks. ❜
• ❛ I’ll just read this book about pigs. ❜
• ❛ Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything! ❜
• ❛ Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump! ❜
• ❛ Come on, man! That’s pervy! ❜
• ❛ Easy as childbirth. ❜
• ❛ Dude, I think I have a crush. ❜
• ❛ Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie! ❜
• ❛ Oh crab it to the butternuts, it’s locked! ❜
• ❛ STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT! ❜
• ❛ I’ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. ❜
• ❛ We’re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through. ❜
• ❛ That road you’re on leads to nowhere. ❜
• ❛ You wanna join my primitive noise band? ❜
• ❛ Roll the dice, you pay the price. ❜
• ❛ C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. ❜
• ❛ It was weird but I liked it. ❜
• ❛ Actually, I think I’m beating it back with sheer willpower. ❜
• ❛ Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun’s sake, alright? ❜
• ❛ You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles. ❜
• ❛ This dolphin fell in love with me! ❜
• ❛ I’d rather be dancin’ with some babes! ❜
• ❛ My subconscious must be hungry, huh? ❜
• ❛ I can’t have you messin’ up my bread and butter, dude. ❜
• ❛ Heh heh. I can’t take you seriously when you’re singing, man. ❜
• ❛ Dude, be calmed by my saliva. ❜
• ❛ I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up. ❜
• ❛ Dude, let’s kill the horse. ❜
• ❛ You don’t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it. ❜
• ❛ Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? ❜
• ❛ And what if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne. ❜
• ❛ I love you, everything burrito. ❜
• ❛ Oh, I’m coming with you… if only to be disruptive and obnoxious! ❜
• ❛ I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher. ❜
• ❛ I wish for… a sandwich! ❜
• ❛ That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! ❜
• ❛ I should not have drunk that much tea! ❜
• ❛ I’d never forgive anybody who did this to me! ❜
• ❛ Give me a hug, hero. ❜
• ❛ I never said you had to be perfect! ❜
• ❛ Yeah, I’m good! Haven’t slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I’m good. ❜
• ❛ I’ve seen some stuff that would really make you say ‘like what?’ ❜
• ❛ I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code. ❜
• ❛ I wrote this next song about a fisherman. ❜
• ❛ Vampires can’t beat ghosts. It’s like a rock-paper-scissors thing. ❜
• ❛ I’m hurting you because I love you. ❜
• ❛ Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me! ❜
• ❛ I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed! ❜
• ❛ Who wants to play video games? ❜

Injury Starters:

aphrene:

_{BUZZFEED  UNSOLVED  SENTENCE  MEME.}

<sub>-  ‘ hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy. ‘
-  ‘ hey, ghouls! the boys are here! ‘
-  ‘ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ‘
-  ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo! ‘
-  ‘ can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with? ‘
-  ‘ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ‘
-  ‘ my fart scared you! ‘
-  ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ‘
-  ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘
-  ‘ oh… i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. ‘
-  ‘ what do you mean it’s not a ghost? ‘
-  ‘ it’s not a ghost. ‘
-  ‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sorta how they work. ‘
-  ‘ it’s not even a good poem, it’s just weird. ‘
-  ‘ you’re telling me those architects used math? ‘
-  ‘ knock me down with a feather! ‘
-  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ‘
-  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up. ‘
-  ‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘
-  ‘ oh shit, what up, i’m taking a selfie with some demons! ‘
-  ‘ hey ghosts, tussle my hair! ‘
-  ‘ every time we get sad, let’s show a picture of the dog. ‘
-  ‘ that’s a good dog. ‘
-  ‘ i’m not the biggest believer in bigfoot. ‘
-  ‘ that’s a guy i would wanna share a cold one with. ‘
-  ‘ you’re a coward! ‘
-  ‘ look at his beady, little eyes. ‘
-  ‘ we’ve really done it now, haven’t we? ‘
-  ‘ how dare they dispose of my body! they should leave it in the hallway to rot! ‘
-  ‘ am i a ghost hunter? ‘
-  ‘ i took an improv comedy class once. ‘cause i’m a white guy. ‘
-  ‘ i always gotta… gotta think about stuff, you know? ‘
-  ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not a jackass. ‘
-  ‘ alright, just to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ‘
-  ‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ‘
-  ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! this is a hypothetical situation! ‘
-  ‘ you want to kill me! ‘
-  ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘
-  ‘ if i step on a… a fly? does a fly’s ghost… stay around? ‘
-  ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘
-  ‘ i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now. ‘
-  ‘ that’s my… my darn sandwich. ‘</sub>

Protective sentence starters??

smollmikey:

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

• “No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
  
• “You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
  
• “Don’t touch her/him!”
  
• “It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
  
• “I will always step in between you and something like that.”
  
• “Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
  
• “Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
  
• “The stepping stool is unecessary.”
  
• “I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
  
• “If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 
  
• “I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
  
• “Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
  
• “You could have been hurt.”
  
• “I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
  
• “I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
  
• “I’m gonna protect you.”
  
• “You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
  
• “I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”
  
• “Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”
  
• “I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
  
• “She/He isn’t an object.”
  
• “She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
  
• “You don’t know anything about her/him!”
  
• “What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
  
• “I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
  
• “Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
  
• “Wait, let me walk you home.”
  
• “I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
  
• “It’s dangerous.”
  
• “I’m worried about you.”
  
• “I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
  
• “I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
  
• “It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
  
• “I’ll go see what the noise was.”
  
• “Stay on the phone with me.”
  
• “Promise me you’ll be safe.”
  
• “I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
  
• “He/She did what to you?”
  
• “I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
  
• “I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
  
• “Stay behind me.”
  
• “I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
  
• “I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
  
• “No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 
  
• “Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
  
• “I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
• “Thank you for always sticking with me.”
  
• “I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
  
• “I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
  
• “Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
  

send a name and a sentence xx

rpmemesfam:

✧ (  LOVE  /  HATE  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

change pronouns to your liking / as you see fit!

❛ I hate that I love you. ❜
❛ I can’t stand the fact that I love you. ❜
❛ I’d rather die than spend one more second loving you. ❜
❛ If I could, I would make myself fall out of love with you. ❜
❛ Why is it so hard for to love me the way I do you? ❜
❛ I love you but please get out of my sight.  ❜
❛ I never said that I loved you.. ❜
❛ I love you but not that much. ❜
❛ You’re confusing the words love and like with one another. ❜
❛ Did you really think that I could ever love you? ❜
❛ We are not meant to love one another. ❜
❛ The last thing I want to do with you is love you. ❜
❛ I feel like I’m waiting on something that isn’t going to happen. ❜
❛ Here we go, here we go again. Now you’re telling me that you love me. ❜
❛ You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk or need something. ❜
❛ You say you love me and then turn around do this? ❜
❛ I’ve doubted this whole relationship ever since it started. ❜
❛ I don’t want to be in love with you anymore. ❜
❛ I never asked fall in love with you! ❜
❛ It’s not my fault that you love me more than I love you. ❜
❛ I’m tired of you walking all over my heart and emotions! Someday, mark my word. ❜
❛ One day, I will fall out of love with you and I cannot wait for that day to come. ❜
❛ I miss you but I’m better off without you around. ❜
❛ I want to push you off a cliff but hurry and be there to catch you at bottom. ❜
❛ I want to strangle you sometimes but then quickly bring you back to life. ❜
❛ I’m drowning in you and I don’t think even I can save myself. ❜
❛ Have a nice life, I’m done trying to be in it. ❜
❛ I couldn’t let go of you even if I literally did. ❜
❛ I could let go of you but I would still be there, standing, unmoving. ❜
❛ I don’t want to be saved from drowning in you. ❜
❛ All you do is break me and all I do is love you for it. ❜
❛ I wish that my hate for you would override the love. ❜
❛ The love I have for you overrides the hate I have for you. ❜
❛ I’m in misery with and without you. ❜
❛ I’m just as miserable without you as I am with you. ❜
❛ I just want you to stop hurting me! Is that so hard? ❜
❛ Why can’t you see? All you do is play with my emotions. ❜
❛ I’m tired of this roller coaster ride with you. ❜
❛ Please spare me the apology that I’ve heard so many times before. ❜
❛ I’m used to it by now, okay? I almost expect it. ❜
❛ Is it bad for me to say that I’m used to it? ❜
❛ I wouldn’t know how to act if you started treating me better. ❜
❛ I am so stuck with this love for you, I want it to go away. ❜
❛ I spend more time crying than anything because of you. ❜
❛ You say it’s the last time every time. ❜
❛ How many more times are you going to apologize and I just forgive you? ❜
❛ I’m weakened by your words every time. ❜
❛ I feel like a puppet and your the puppet master, just doing whatever while I suffer. ❜
❛ I’ve long lost the thought that you actually cared. ❜
❛ i’m hurting while I’m with you.. ❜
❛ I just keep on running right back to you. ❜
❛ I don’t want to let it go, I can’t let it go. ❜
❛ I fight the whole world for you if I have too. ❜
❛ I’m not giving up on us having happiness one day. ❜
❛ This love is taking all my energy. ❜
❛ This love will be the death of me but I know I’ll die happily. ❜
❛ Though my heart can’t take no more I keep running back to you. ❜
❛ My heart is beating for you but I can’t stop crying. ❜
❛ All the things we accept, be the things we regret. ❜
❛ I don’t know how I allow you to treat me so bad and still I stay. ❜
❛ When I get the strength to leave you, you always tell me you need me. ❜
❛ I’m mad because I love you. ❜
❛ I stop to think you could appreciate me then it all remains the same. ❜
❛ My biggest fear is that you will never change. ❜
❛ I’m sad and in love, that’s not how it’s supposed to go. ❜
❛ At this point I’m bulletproof with you, so hit me with your best shot. ❜
❛ Will you ever get tired of hurting me? Will I ever get tired of letting you hurt me? ❜
❛ The last thing I want is to go back but I know I will because I’m weak. ❜
❛ You are biggest downfall. ❜
❛ You are the piece of me I wish I didn’t need. ❜
❛ I still fight and I don’t know why. ❜
❛ If our love is insanity, why are you my clarity? ❜
❛ It’s so hard to love someone who doesn’t know how to love. ❜
❛ I’m feeling really unappreciated but that’s not new.  ❜
❛ I don’t know how much more my heart can take. ❜
❛ So sad what love will make you do. ❜
❛ I can’t stand how much I need you. ❜
❛ When will this ever finally come to it’s end? You and me? ❜
❛ Everything you do makes me smile and I like you for a while. ❜
❛ You know exactly what to do so I can’t stand at you. ❜
❛ I despise that I adore you. ❜
❛ You completely know the power that you love. ❜
❛ It’s not fair how you take advantage of the fact that I love you beyond the reason why. ❜
❛ You’ll probably always have this affect on me. ❜
❛ Tell a lie that makes me want to stay, like you always do. ❜
❛ If it’s real then I guess I’ll feel the pain. ❜
❛ It’s hard to love someone who can’t be loved. ❜
❛ This love I can’t undo, you got me bound to you. ❜
❛ Please, don’t tell me that you love me. ❜
❛ I would’ve given you all my heart but there’s someone who’s torn it a part. ❜
❛ I’ll try to love again but I know the first cut is the deepest. ❜
❛ When it comes to loving me, he’s worst. ❜
❛ You say the words but it just don’t feel right. ❜
❛ You say you’ve changed but we both you’re begging, don’t fool me. ❜
❛ You say you dream of my face but you don’t like me, you just like the chase. ❜
❛ I bet you start loving me when I find somebody else, somebody better than you. ❜
❛ I’m letting you go, I’m loving myself. ❜
❛ I’m going crazy without you, you got me so confused. ❜
❛ All you have to do is that ‘i’m sorry’ and ‘i’m in love with you.’ ❜
❛ You’re truth is hard to believe. ❜
❛ You walked away and I walked away but we should’ve stayed. ❜

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