counselor david (ap)

random starter sentences

memeyourrp:

_{“Oh my God! You love him/her.”
“She/He doesn’t understand you like I do.”
“Are you taking his/her side against me?”
“But you’ve only heard his/her point of view!”
“No! I’m tired of doing as you say.”
“You really told him/her, didn’t you?”
“I don’t give a damn what they told you!” 
“This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
“Why is it always all or nothing?”
“Please! We can’t argue, not now!” 
“You have to leave! NOW!” 
“The way you flirt is shameful.”
“Yeah,I might’ve been checking you out.”
“If I could just get you to see it.”
“Everything I need is right in front of me.”
“Once I hold on, I won’t let go …”     
“So it’s all about getting attention?” 
“Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?”
“I’ll find him/her and take him/her home, I promise.”
“H-How long have you been standing there?”
“I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”
“Just one moment!”
“You can’t fool me!”
“I’ll make your little secret public.”
“You’re just wasting your time here.”
“You call this a life?”
“It’s not like me to walk away.”
“Try me one more time!”
“You always do as you please.”
“You could have told me!”
“Always keeping the front up, hm?”
“Why would I do that?”
“What is it good for?”
“Don’t you dare!”
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Oh no! Not this again!“}

If they had a kid meme

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send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

• Name:
• Gender:
• General Appearance:
• Personality:
• Special Talents:
• Who they like better:
• Who they take after more:
• Personal Head canon:
• Face Claim:

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SENTENCE STARTERS

“I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so I thought I’d keep you company for a while.”
“Do you wanna talk about it or should we just snuggle?”
“Listen… I’m here for you.”
“Hey, guess who loves you? It’s me!”
“I love you more than I love [favourite thing].”
“I could hug you all day.”
“Nobody fucks with my friends. Except me. But that’s different.”
“Hey, I bought you something.”
“Hey, I made you something.”
“You did this for me? Thankyou!”
“You’re my friend, I’m not going to leave you.”
“I’m not just here for good days. I’m here for the bad ones, too.”
“They don’t like you because they don’t know you like I do.”
“Don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it.”
“You’re my favourite person.”
“Have I ever told you how great you are?”
“Do you want to do something together? To take your mind off of it?”
“Look, even my parents love you. You’re amazing.”
“I’m freezing, hold me.”

truth or dare time. send my muse truths or dares!

rarerpmemes:

❝ ░ ADVENTURE TIME; STARTER SENTENCES.

• ❛ Everything ahead of us is totally unknown. ❜
• ❛ Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ❜
• ❛ Sometimes life is scary and dark. ❜
• ❛ People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it. ❜
• ❛ I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. ❜
• ❛ I’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. ❜
• ❛ Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz? ❜
• ❛ No one flicks me in the butt without my consent! ❜
• ❛ Homies help homies. Always. ❜
• ❛ You got to focus on what’s real, man. ❜
• ❛ Responsibility demands sacrifice. ❜
• ❛ People make mistakes. It’s a part of growing up. ❜
• ❛ It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being. ❜
• ❛ You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars. ❜
• ❛ Don’t you always call sweatpants ‘give up on life pants,’ _____? ❜
• ❛ Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle. ❜
• ❛ Mathematical! ❜
• ❛ Whoa! Algebraic! ❜
• ❛ I’ll slay anything that’s evil. That’s my deal! ❜
• ❛ I’m not righteous. I’m wrong-teous. Stupid-teous. ❜
• ❛ I feel radder, faster… more adequate! ❜
• ❛ Youth culture forever! ❜
• ❛ Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist? ❜
• ❛ No worms on the bed! ❜
• ❛ Get ready for an uppercut, you dog! ❜
• ❛ Stealing’s wrong, doofus! ❜
• ❛ Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow! ❜
• ❛ What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me! ❜
• ❛ I’m no wuss! I’m the hero around these parts! ❜
• ❛ Eat my sword, _____! ❜
• ❛ I’m weddy for the wedding. ❜
• ❛ Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk. ❜
• ❛ How did you almost know my name? ❜
• ❛ All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! ❜
• ❛ Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can’t handle how kick-butt reality is! ❜
• ❛ That riddle sucks. ❜
• ❛ I’ll just read this book about pigs. ❜
• ❛ Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything! ❜
• ❛ Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump! ❜
• ❛ Come on, man! That’s pervy! ❜
• ❛ Easy as childbirth. ❜
• ❛ Dude, I think I have a crush. ❜
• ❛ Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie! ❜
• ❛ Oh crab it to the butternuts, it’s locked! ❜
• ❛ STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT! ❜
• ❛ I’ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. ❜
• ❛ We’re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through. ❜
• ❛ That road you’re on leads to nowhere. ❜
• ❛ You wanna join my primitive noise band? ❜
• ❛ Roll the dice, you pay the price. ❜
• ❛ C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. ❜
• ❛ It was weird but I liked it. ❜
• ❛ Actually, I think I’m beating it back with sheer willpower. ❜
• ❛ Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun’s sake, alright? ❜
• ❛ You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles. ❜
• ❛ This dolphin fell in love with me! ❜
• ❛ I’d rather be dancin’ with some babes! ❜
• ❛ My subconscious must be hungry, huh? ❜
• ❛ I can’t have you messin’ up my bread and butter, dude. ❜
• ❛ Heh heh. I can’t take you seriously when you’re singing, man. ❜
• ❛ Dude, be calmed by my saliva. ❜
• ❛ I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up. ❜
• ❛ Dude, let’s kill the horse. ❜
• ❛ You don’t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it. ❜
• ❛ Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? ❜
• ❛ And what if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne. ❜
• ❛ I love you, everything burrito. ❜
• ❛ Oh, I’m coming with you… if only to be disruptive and obnoxious! ❜
• ❛ I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher. ❜
• ❛ I wish for… a sandwich! ❜
• ❛ That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! ❜
• ❛ I should not have drunk that much tea! ❜
• ❛ I’d never forgive anybody who did this to me! ❜
• ❛ Give me a hug, hero. ❜
• ❛ I never said you had to be perfect! ❜
• ❛ Yeah, I’m good! Haven’t slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I’m good. ❜
• ❛ I’ve seen some stuff that would really make you say ‘like what?’ ❜
• ❛ I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code. ❜
• ❛ I wrote this next song about a fisherman. ❜
• ❛ Vampires can’t beat ghosts. It’s like a rock-paper-scissors thing. ❜
• ❛ I’m hurting you because I love you. ❜
• ❛ Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me! ❜
• ❛ I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed! ❜
• ❛ Who wants to play video games? ❜

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