“I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so I thought I’d keep you company for a while.” “Do you wanna talk about it or should we just snuggle?” “Listen… I’m here for you.” “Hey, guess who loves you? It’s me!” “I love you more than I love [favourite thing].” “I could hug you all day.” “Nobody fucks with my friends. Except me. But that’s different.” “Hey, I bought you something.” “Hey, I made you something.” “You did this for me? Thankyou!” “You’re my friend, I’m not going to leave you.” “I’m not just here for good days. I’m here for the bad ones, too.” “They don’t like you because they don’t know you like I do.” “Don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it.” “You’re my favourite person.” “Have I ever told you how great you are?” “Do you want to do something together? To take your mind off of it?” “Look, even my parents love you. You’re amazing.” “I’m freezing, hold me.”
❛ STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT! ❜
❛ I’ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. ❜
❛ We’re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through. ❜
❛ That road you’re on leads to nowhere. ❜
❛ You wanna join my primitive noise band? ❜
❛ Roll the dice, you pay the price. ❜
❛ C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. ❜
❛ It was weird but I liked it. ❜
❛ Actually, I think I’m beating it back with sheer willpower. ❜
❛ Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun’s sake, alright? ❜
❛ You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles. ❜
❛ This dolphin fell in love with me! ❜
❛ I’d rather be dancin’ with some babes! ❜
❛ My subconscious must be hungry, huh? ❜
❛ I can’t have you messin’ up my bread and butter, dude. ❜
❛ Heh heh. I can’t take you seriously when you’re singing, man. ❜
❛ Dude, be calmed by my saliva. ❜
❛ I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up. ❜
❛ Dude, let’s kill the horse. ❜
❛ You don’t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it. ❜
❛ Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? ❜
❛ And what if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne. ❜
❛ I love you, everything burrito. ❜
❛ Oh, I’m coming with you… if only to be disruptive and obnoxious! ❜
❛ I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher. ❜
❛ I wish for… a sandwich! ❜
❛ That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! ❜
❛ I should not have drunk that much tea! ❜
❛ I’d never forgive anybody who did this to me! ❜
❛ Give me a hug, hero. ❜
❛ I never said you had to be perfect! ❜
❛ Yeah, I’m good! Haven’t slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I’m good. ❜
❛ I’ve seen some stuff that would really make you say ‘like what?’ ❜
❛ I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code. ❜
❛ I wrote this next song about a fisherman. ❜
❛ Vampires can’t beat ghosts. It’s like a rock-paper-scissors thing. ❜
❛ I’m hurting you because I love you. ❜
❛ Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me! ❜
❛ I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed! ❜
