counselor david (ap)

Send ♪ for a starter based on the last song the mun listened to.

Your muse has hypnotised my muse. Send ‘🔱’ and an order and my muse will comply with it.

Send me ‘Try’ and a character and I will write how I would play that character

aphrene:

_{BUZZFEED  UNSOLVED  SENTENCE  MEME.}

<sub>-  ‘ hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy. ‘
-  ‘ hey, ghouls! the boys are here! ‘
-  ‘ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ‘
-  ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo! ‘
-  ‘ can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with? ‘
-  ‘ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ‘
-  ‘ my fart scared you! ‘
-  ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ‘
-  ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘
-  ‘ oh… i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. ‘
-  ‘ what do you mean it’s not a ghost? ‘
-  ‘ it’s not a ghost. ‘
-  ‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sorta how they work. ‘
-  ‘ it’s not even a good poem, it’s just weird. ‘
-  ‘ you’re telling me those architects used math? ‘
-  ‘ knock me down with a feather! ‘
-  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ‘
-  ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up. ‘
-  ‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘
-  ‘ oh shit, what up, i’m taking a selfie with some demons! ‘
-  ‘ hey ghosts, tussle my hair! ‘
-  ‘ every time we get sad, let’s show a picture of the dog. ‘
-  ‘ that’s a good dog. ‘
-  ‘ i’m not the biggest believer in bigfoot. ‘
-  ‘ that’s a guy i would wanna share a cold one with. ‘
-  ‘ you’re a coward! ‘
-  ‘ look at his beady, little eyes. ‘
-  ‘ we’ve really done it now, haven’t we? ‘
-  ‘ how dare they dispose of my body! they should leave it in the hallway to rot! ‘
-  ‘ am i a ghost hunter? ‘
-  ‘ i took an improv comedy class once. ‘cause i’m a white guy. ‘
-  ‘ i always gotta… gotta think about stuff, you know? ‘
-  ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not a jackass. ‘
-  ‘ alright, just to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ‘
-  ‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ‘
-  ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! this is a hypothetical situation! ‘
-  ‘ you want to kill me! ‘
-  ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘
-  ‘ if i step on a… a fly? does a fly’s ghost… stay around? ‘
-  ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘
-  ‘ i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now. ‘
-  ‘ that’s my… my darn sandwich. ‘</sub>

send me a crystal and i'll tell...

Protective sentence starters??

smollmikey:

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

• “No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
  
• “You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
  
• “Don’t touch her/him!”
  
• “It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
  
• “I will always step in between you and something like that.”
  
• “Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
  
• “Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
  
• “The stepping stool is unecessary.”
  
• “I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
  
• “If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 
  
• “I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
  
• “Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
  
• “You could have been hurt.”
  
• “I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
  
• “I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
  
• “I’m gonna protect you.”
  
• “You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
  
• “I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”
  
• “Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”
  
• “I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
  
• “She/He isn’t an object.”
  
• “She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
  
• “You don’t know anything about her/him!”
  
• “What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
  
• “I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
  
• “Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
  
• “Wait, let me walk you home.”
  
• “I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
  
• “It’s dangerous.”
  
• “I’m worried about you.”
  
• “I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
  
• “I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
  
• “It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
  
• “I’ll go see what the noise was.”
  
• “Stay on the phone with me.”
  
• “Promise me you’ll be safe.”
  
• “I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
  
• “He/She did what to you?”
  
• “I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
  
• “I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
  
• “Stay behind me.”
  
• “I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
  
• “I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
  
• “No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 
  
• “Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
  
• “I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
• “Thank you for always sticking with me.”
  
• “I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
  
• “I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
  
• “Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
  

send a name and a sentence xx

rpmemesfam:

✧ (  LOVE  /  HATE  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

change pronouns to your liking / as you see fit!

❛ I hate that I love you. ❜
❛ I can’t stand the fact that I love you. ❜
❛ I’d rather die than spend one more second loving you. ❜
❛ If I could, I would make myself fall out of love with you. ❜
❛ Why is it so hard for to love me the way I do you? ❜
❛ I love you but please get out of my sight.  ❜
❛ I never said that I loved you.. ❜
❛ I love you but not that much. ❜
❛ You’re confusing the words love and like with one another. ❜
❛ Did you really think that I could ever love you? ❜
❛ We are not meant to love one another. ❜
❛ The last thing I want to do with you is love you. ❜
❛ I feel like I’m waiting on something that isn’t going to happen. ❜
❛ Here we go, here we go again. Now you’re telling me that you love me. ❜
❛ You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk or need something. ❜
❛ You say you love me and then turn around do this? ❜
❛ I’ve doubted this whole relationship ever since it started. ❜
❛ I don’t want to be in love with you anymore. ❜
❛ I never asked fall in love with you! ❜
❛ It’s not my fault that you love me more than I love you. ❜
❛ I’m tired of you walking all over my heart and emotions! Someday, mark my word. ❜
❛ One day, I will fall out of love with you and I cannot wait for that day to come. ❜
❛ I miss you but I’m better off without you around. ❜
❛ I want to push you off a cliff but hurry and be there to catch you at bottom. ❜
❛ I want to strangle you sometimes but then quickly bring you back to life. ❜
❛ I’m drowning in you and I don’t think even I can save myself. ❜
❛ Have a nice life, I’m done trying to be in it. ❜
❛ I couldn’t let go of you even if I literally did. ❜
❛ I could let go of you but I would still be there, standing, unmoving. ❜
❛ I don’t want to be saved from drowning in you. ❜
❛ All you do is break me and all I do is love you for it. ❜
❛ I wish that my hate for you would override the love. ❜
❛ The love I have for you overrides the hate I have for you. ❜
❛ I’m in misery with and without you. ❜
❛ I’m just as miserable without you as I am with you. ❜
❛ I just want you to stop hurting me! Is that so hard? ❜
❛ Why can’t you see? All you do is play with my emotions. ❜
❛ I’m tired of this roller coaster ride with you. ❜
❛ Please spare me the apology that I’ve heard so many times before. ❜
❛ I’m used to it by now, okay? I almost expect it. ❜
❛ Is it bad for me to say that I’m used to it? ❜
❛ I wouldn’t know how to act if you started treating me better. ❜
❛ I am so stuck with this love for you, I want it to go away. ❜
❛ I spend more time crying than anything because of you. ❜
❛ You say it’s the last time every time. ❜
❛ How many more times are you going to apologize and I just forgive you? ❜
❛ I’m weakened by your words every time. ❜
❛ I feel like a puppet and your the puppet master, just doing whatever while I suffer. ❜
❛ I’ve long lost the thought that you actually cared. ❜
❛ i’m hurting while I’m with you.. ❜
❛ I just keep on running right back to you. ❜
❛ I don’t want to let it go, I can’t let it go. ❜
❛ I fight the whole world for you if I have too. ❜
❛ I’m not giving up on us having happiness one day. ❜
❛ This love is taking all my energy. ❜
❛ This love will be the death of me but I know I’ll die happily. ❜
❛ Though my heart can’t take no more I keep running back to you. ❜
❛ My heart is beating for you but I can’t stop crying. ❜
❛ All the things we accept, be the things we regret. ❜
❛ I don’t know how I allow you to treat me so bad and still I stay. ❜
❛ When I get the strength to leave you, you always tell me you need me. ❜
❛ I’m mad because I love you. ❜
❛ I stop to think you could appreciate me then it all remains the same. ❜
❛ My biggest fear is that you will never change. ❜
❛ I’m sad and in love, that’s not how it’s supposed to go. ❜
❛ At this point I’m bulletproof with you, so hit me with your best shot. ❜
❛ Will you ever get tired of hurting me? Will I ever get tired of letting you hurt me? ❜
❛ The last thing I want is to go back but I know I will because I’m weak. ❜
❛ You are biggest downfall. ❜
❛ You are the piece of me I wish I didn’t need. ❜
❛ I still fight and I don’t know why. ❜
❛ If our love is insanity, why are you my clarity? ❜
❛ It’s so hard to love someone who doesn’t know how to love. ❜
❛ I’m feeling really unappreciated but that’s not new.  ❜
❛ I don’t know how much more my heart can take. ❜
❛ So sad what love will make you do. ❜
❛ I can’t stand how much I need you. ❜
❛ When will this ever finally come to it’s end? You and me? ❜
❛ Everything you do makes me smile and I like you for a while. ❜
❛ You know exactly what to do so I can’t stand at you. ❜
❛ I despise that I adore you. ❜
❛ You completely know the power that you love. ❜
❛ It’s not fair how you take advantage of the fact that I love you beyond the reason why. ❜
❛ You’ll probably always have this affect on me. ❜
❛ Tell a lie that makes me want to stay, like you always do. ❜
❛ If it’s real then I guess I’ll feel the pain. ❜
❛ It’s hard to love someone who can’t be loved. ❜
❛ This love I can’t undo, you got me bound to you. ❜
❛ Please, don’t tell me that you love me. ❜
❛ I would’ve given you all my heart but there’s someone who’s torn it a part. ❜
❛ I’ll try to love again but I know the first cut is the deepest. ❜
❛ When it comes to loving me, he’s worst. ❜
❛ You say the words but it just don’t feel right. ❜
❛ You say you’ve changed but we both you’re begging, don’t fool me. ❜
❛ You say you dream of my face but you don’t like me, you just like the chase. ❜
❛ I bet you start loving me when I find somebody else, somebody better than you. ❜
❛ I’m letting you go, I’m loving myself. ❜
❛ I’m going crazy without you, you got me so confused. ❜
❛ All you have to do is that ‘i’m sorry’ and ‘i’m in love with you.’ ❜
❛ You’re truth is hard to believe. ❜
❛ You walked away and I walked away but we should’ve stayed. ❜

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse —

magnanimousmonarch:

veilled:

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them .
Δ = playing with their hair . 
❤ = kissing them . 
₪ =  asking them out for dinner .
☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) .
♘ = stabbing them .
♕ = bowing down before them .
♒ = lying to them .  
✿ = buying them flowers .
☾ = being found shirtless .
♢ = reading them a story .
☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm .
✎ = speaking in a different language .
✏ = teaching them a different language .
▄ = telling them a joke .
♬ = singing to them .
☹ = insulting a loved one .
ஐ = slapping them .
✂ = threatening them .
❃ = dancing with them .
▤ = falling asleep on them .
☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . 
♣ = discovering them crying . 
回 = patching a wound . 
✮ = stargazing .
▓ = caught stealing their belongings .
☽ = wandering alone at night .
♡ = complimenting them .
≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .
☢ = falling over .
✦ = being well-dressed .
❂ = wiping blood off their face .
◎ = taking care of them while ill .
☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them .
⇕ = holding their hand .
↱ = being lost with them .
☠ = pushing them against a wall .

Send a “🎂” to smash a cake into my muses face