counselor david (ap)

rarerpmemes:

❝ ░ ADVENTURE TIME; STARTER SENTENCES.

• ❛ Everything ahead of us is totally unknown. ❜
• ❛ Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ❜
• ❛ Sometimes life is scary and dark. ❜
• ❛ People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it. ❜
• ❛ I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. ❜
• ❛ I’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. ❜
• ❛ Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz? ❜
• ❛ No one flicks me in the butt without my consent! ❜
• ❛ Homies help homies. Always. ❜
• ❛ You got to focus on what’s real, man. ❜
• ❛ Responsibility demands sacrifice. ❜
• ❛ People make mistakes. It’s a part of growing up. ❜
• ❛ It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being. ❜
• ❛ You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars. ❜
• ❛ Don’t you always call sweatpants ‘give up on life pants,’ _____? ❜
• ❛ Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle. ❜
• ❛ Mathematical! ❜
• ❛ Whoa! Algebraic! ❜
• ❛ I’ll slay anything that’s evil. That’s my deal! ❜
• ❛ I’m not righteous. I’m wrong-teous. Stupid-teous. ❜
• ❛ I feel radder, faster… more adequate! ❜
• ❛ Youth culture forever! ❜
• ❛ Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist? ❜
• ❛ No worms on the bed! ❜
• ❛ Get ready for an uppercut, you dog! ❜
• ❛ Stealing’s wrong, doofus! ❜
• ❛ Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow! ❜
• ❛ What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me! ❜
• ❛ I’m no wuss! I’m the hero around these parts! ❜
• ❛ Eat my sword, _____! ❜
• ❛ I’m weddy for the wedding. ❜
• ❛ Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk. ❜
• ❛ How did you almost know my name? ❜
• ❛ All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! ❜
• ❛ Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can’t handle how kick-butt reality is! ❜
• ❛ That riddle sucks. ❜
• ❛ I’ll just read this book about pigs. ❜
• ❛ Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything! ❜
• ❛ Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump! ❜
• ❛ Come on, man! That’s pervy! ❜
• ❛ Easy as childbirth. ❜
• ❛ Dude, I think I have a crush. ❜
• ❛ Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie! ❜
• ❛ Oh crab it to the butternuts, it’s locked! ❜
• ❛ STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT! ❜
• ❛ I’ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. ❜
• ❛ We’re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through. ❜
• ❛ That road you’re on leads to nowhere. ❜
• ❛ You wanna join my primitive noise band? ❜
• ❛ Roll the dice, you pay the price. ❜
• ❛ C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. ❜
• ❛ It was weird but I liked it. ❜
• ❛ Actually, I think I’m beating it back with sheer willpower. ❜
• ❛ Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun’s sake, alright? ❜
• ❛ You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles. ❜
• ❛ This dolphin fell in love with me! ❜
• ❛ I’d rather be dancin’ with some babes! ❜
• ❛ My subconscious must be hungry, huh? ❜
• ❛ I can’t have you messin’ up my bread and butter, dude. ❜
• ❛ Heh heh. I can’t take you seriously when you’re singing, man. ❜
• ❛ Dude, be calmed by my saliva. ❜
• ❛ I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up. ❜
• ❛ Dude, let’s kill the horse. ❜
• ❛ You don’t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it. ❜
• ❛ Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? ❜
• ❛ And what if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne. ❜
• ❛ I love you, everything burrito. ❜
• ❛ Oh, I’m coming with you… if only to be disruptive and obnoxious! ❜
• ❛ I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher. ❜
• ❛ I wish for… a sandwich! ❜
• ❛ That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! ❜
• ❛ I should not have drunk that much tea! ❜
• ❛ I’d never forgive anybody who did this to me! ❜
• ❛ Give me a hug, hero. ❜
• ❛ I never said you had to be perfect! ❜
• ❛ Yeah, I’m good! Haven’t slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I’m good. ❜
• ❛ I’ve seen some stuff that would really make you say ‘like what?’ ❜
• ❛ I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code. ❜
• ❛ I wrote this next song about a fisherman. ❜
• ❛ Vampires can’t beat ghosts. It’s like a rock-paper-scissors thing. ❜
• ❛ I’m hurting you because I love you. ❜
• ❛ Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me! ❜
• ❛ I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed! ❜
• ❛ Who wants to play video games? ❜

⸙; ᵖᶫᵃᶦᶰ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᶦᵐᵖᶫᵉ ᶠᵘᶰ ( general meme )⸙; ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉˢʰ ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᶦᶰᵉ ( starters meme )⸙; ᵛᵉᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᶦˢ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵈᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵛᵉᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵍˢ ( ooc )( . HIT ME WITH THE GOOD SHIT )